I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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