dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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