I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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