the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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