this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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