but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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