a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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