Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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