first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
