Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Randomize
