He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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