i would punch a child for taco bell
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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