i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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