Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
