I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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