I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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