Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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