i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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