I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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