theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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