found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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