I'm lost and stupid without you.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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