ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
jump out the window naked night went bad
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