I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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