My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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