Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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