It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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