Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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