Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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