is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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