Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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