Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
party gras won. party gras always wins.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just want nice things and good sex
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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