are you so shy because you have an std?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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