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Where is the hickey?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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