I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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