So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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