smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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