I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
