i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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