Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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