i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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