Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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