I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Sober January is a disaster.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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