yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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