Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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