please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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