The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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