it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
either way he was missing a nipple.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i believe in u and ur pee
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