so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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