How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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