I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
God, I missed his penis.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
