There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Rumble strips road head = magical
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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