On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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