Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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