question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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