Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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