I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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