i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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