Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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