doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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