so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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