Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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